Friday, 18 February 2011

Sexing Up The BAFTAs

In light of criticism that the BAFTAs show was dull, I have a solution. Just as the Grammys and Brits invite the competing artists to perform onstage, why not ask the nominated actors up to do a bit from their film? We could have had Firthie going "F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fuck" while Geoffrey Rush (via video link) urged him "to let it all out Bertie." Or Jesse Eisenberg and Andrew Garfield mumbling incomprehensibly down to their shoes. ... What, they did that?... Okay, then Christopher Lee rising from his coffin ... That too? Oh, shut up.

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